Shes jokes

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?

She was too used to grabbing the tip.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

My ex died in an anchorage accident.

She always was a sleeping hooker.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

Because he/she wanted to be wanted!

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.