Shes jokes

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?

She was too used to grabbing the tip.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

Because he/she wanted to be wanted!

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

My ex died in an anchorage accident.

She always was a sleeping hooker.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.