Shes jokes

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

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I guess her rubber broke too.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.

Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.

Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!