Shes jokes
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Memes
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
She really wanted a boner.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋