Shes jokes
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Memes
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Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
She really wanted a boner.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.