Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Shes Jokes
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
