Shes jokes

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.

Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.

TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

It’s because she’s dead.

Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.

Plus, she's too young to smoke.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump