A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
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I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
my girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a gluestick. she still isn't talking to me
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
I saw a girl crying I asked her where her parents were and she started to cry even more man, I love working in the orphanage.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver? A. She had to go to GasTown.
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a weed delivery service
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the ugly club but they said sorry professionals only
Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
You mama so fat she was mistaken for Eric cart man form South Park
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date? She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
YDou're mama so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
My mom said if I'm awake playing roblox still she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboardhxhdhduhxbsfj
