Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
Yo mama so fat when she jumped, I didn’t laugh but the floor cracked up
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
A teacher wanted to sing so she did this is what she said "you have no family, even though broker than me"
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate"
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex. The poor guy asks the rich guy "what'd you get for your wife today?" The rich guy replies " I got her a diamond ring and a mercedes" The poor guy asks "Why did you get two gifts for her?" Rich guy says "If she doesn't like the diamond ring then she can return it in her mercedes" Rich guy asks the poor guy " what'd you get for your wife" Poor guy says " I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo" Rich guy asks "why did you get two gifts for her?" The poor guy says " If she doesnt like the slippers then she can go fuck herself. "
Yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it said to be continued
yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
you can tele if a woman is angery if she is holding a gun.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
