Yo mama so ugly she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed 😂
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
Yo mama so fat when she jumped, I didn’t laugh but the floor cracked up
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
A teacher wanted to sing so she did this is what she said "you have no family, even though broker than me"
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate"
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex. The poor guy asks the rich guy "what'd you get for your wife today?" The rich guy replies " I got her a diamond ring and a mercedes" The poor guy asks "Why did you get two gifts for her?" Rich guy says "If she doesn't like the diamond ring then she can return it in her mercedes" Rich guy asks the poor guy " what'd you get for your wife" Poor guy says " I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo" Rich guy asks "why did you get two gifts for her?" The poor guy says " If she doesnt like the slippers then she can go fuck herself. "
Yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it said to be continued
yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.
yo mama so ugly she got a lifetime ban from kfc for ordering too many burgers
I had sex with my German gf, it was kinda weird tho, she kept yelling her age. Idk why.
you can tele if a woman is angery if she is holding a gun.
