Shes jokes
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.