My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
Yo moma so fat that when she bought food she ran out of money
My asian girlfriend has a wierd name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm tu yung."
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Your mama so fat she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk
I bought my sister a trampoline she sat in hur wheelchair and cryed
You mama is so fat, she need 2 phones to take herself
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
my mum is a vegan. she brings us to after school seitan
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
yo mama so nasty she gave yo daddy head then gave you a kiss good night
