Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so STUPID she thought the rams football team were actual RAMS
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
