Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
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Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
