Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Yo mama so fat she sat on my dick and broke it
Yo mama so fat she found the barrier to outer space
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Yo mama so fat her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does