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Yo mama's so fat.. When Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg

You Momo joso fat she went in the ocean and the wales came up to her and started singing we are family even tho you are father than me

Yo mama so stupid she brought a giant spoon to the super bowl.

yo moma so fat that when she sits she makes an 7.4 earthquake.

yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete nobody laughed but the concrete cracked up

My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back

Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs

Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomer rang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slew down.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma's so ugly, that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."