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Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.