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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
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Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Oh, you're jealous now.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
"Baaad boy."