Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish Son: That’s too baaaaaad
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
How do you kill a sheep? You lamb shank it
Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep
why don't chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zipper from a mile away
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Mary had a great big ram his fleece was white as snow when on hands and knees our Mary went his wad was sure to blow
Month by month her belly grew increasing in it's girth and when five months had flown by our Mary did give birth
And Mary had a little lamb a little lamb, a little lamb....
What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa
You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Can i put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,
Baa- Dum- Tsss
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried totouch it that night, next day I went to court.
When the cow goes moo and sheep say baaa and the bull says boo
