Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
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Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried totouch it that night, next day I went to court.
