What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
Can i put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,
Baa- Dum- Tsss
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried totouch it that night, next day I went to court.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
Oh your jealous now.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, barrrrrrr hahaha get it sister am I rightttt
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
What do you call a sheep with wings?
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
baaaad boy
