Breed jokes
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Cousins make dozens.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.