What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me
The Homo Sexual was a direct descedant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Q. What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes
A. A Chihaha
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Top ten dog breeds 10 Dogs 9 are 8 beautiful 7 animals 6 and 5 judgement 3 is 2 cruel 1 dachshund
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A nnaaahhhga
