Breed

Breed Jokes

Feminist

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

Bullshit

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

Memes

Puppy

Name: Ace/ Age: 6 weeks/ Breed: Pitbull mix Mastiff/ Like if he is cutee

A brown and white puppy, sitting on a patterned blanket. Text on the image: "Name: Ace/ Age: 6 weeks/ Breed: Pitbull mix Mastiff/ Like if he is cutee"

Dog

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Dog

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.

Rooster

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?

A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!

Homosexual

The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.

Dog

Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chihuahua.

Dog

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

Dog

Top ten dog breeds:

10. Dogs

9. Are

8. Beautiful

7. Animals

6. And

5. Judgement

3. Is

2. Cruel

1. Dachshund

Woman

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.