She jokes
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."