She jokes
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.