She jokes

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?

Helen Killer.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!