She jokes

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.