She jokes
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Memes
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.