She jokes
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!