She jokes
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
real.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.