She jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.