She jokes
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.