She jokes
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.