She jokes
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!