She Jokes

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.

"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.

"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."

The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"

She said, "Not everybody paid."

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

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