Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
