What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
Your mama so fat she GOT IN TO THE POOL THE WATER GOT OUT AND BIG MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle Joe last summer."
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Jack and Jill wheat up the him had some fun she forgot her pill and now we have jonny
