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Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.