She jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.

That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.

That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

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