Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? Because she was wearing mittens.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.
The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Yo mamas so fat there's not enough yo mamas so fat jokes to tell how fat she is
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
yo mama so fat she asked for a water bed and they gave her the ocean
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
