This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? Nothing she was hung over
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Leo is like a CLOUD... when she DISAPPEARS, it's a beautiful day
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? glock glock.
