Shape jokes
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
My name.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
The earth is not round.
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Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Why is Earth flat?
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.