Shape

Shape jokes

Mermaid

    • A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

    As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

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    • Friend

    • Friend, you so faaaat.

    Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

    Circle

    • You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

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    • Glock

    • When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.

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    • Banana

    • Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

    Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

    Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

    Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"

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    • Room

    • Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

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    • Pentagon

    • There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)

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