I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Shape Jokes
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
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Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Your hairline looks like a car!
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
