Shape jokes
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.