Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
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Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
