Sexuality jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

Yes, this joke is stolen.

Why are you gay?

Your mom gay, lol.

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

You are gay.

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

Gay

Boy

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.

Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.