Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Sexuality Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
I'm horny and gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I watch gay porn.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
