The Homo Sexual was a direct descedant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Your mum gay, lol.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
pussi
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
