Sexuality jokes
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
I like dick.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
You're gay, stop reading.
Your mum gay.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.