Sexual innuendo jokes

How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.

What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?

They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.