Sexual innuendo jokes

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.

Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.

What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?

Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?

If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?

Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.

I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.

Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

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I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.