Sexual innuendo jokes

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?

If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Willis.

Willis who?

Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.

Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

Her: Yes, why do you ask?

Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!

What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?

"What's up, cock?"

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.