Sexual innuendo jokes
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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