Sexual innuendo jokes
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.