SEROSLY WHO WANTS DICKS
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.
chupa mi polla.
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
ROSES ARE RED, LEMONS ARE SOUR. OPEN YOUR LEGS AND GIVE ME AN HOUR.
KIK:hangtherule
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
dad:uh yea! son:mom dad what are you doing! parents:SEX! son:what? parents:look you can spectate!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
what do you call sex. making cake
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
