Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
When u go to ur girlfriends house but accidentally go into her dads room and fuck him anyway
Jake had sex and broke her hymen guess he’s Jake rip her
what do u call skeletons having sex when the relationship is dead but ur still fucking
Closer kin, deeper in!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER! I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I’m Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I'm Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
Anal sex is for A......s
Why is sex with pandas so much fun? I don't know it just is. 🐼
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
What song is sung when conceving.
lets get PHYSICAL PHYSICAL!!
why do people have sex- because there dumb.
Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
