What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex but one second later she did on the street with a criminal
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
“ the boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls so he fingered his female cat”
“ the dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife but his wife said no so he fucked his daughter”
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
