Sex jokes
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Ouch!
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
Me so horny! Me so horny!
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
Rajdeep
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.