Sex work jokes
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Toes for hoes.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.