Sex work jokes
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.