Sex work jokes
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.