Sex work jokes
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Toes for hoes.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.