What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
