Sex work jokes
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
Toes for hoes.