Sex work

Sex work jokes

Hoe

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.

Cash

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

Cash and carry.

Hooker

Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.

It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.

Orphan

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

Stripper

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Cereal

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

Hooker

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

Job

"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"

Difference

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.

Society

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

Moses

Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?

A: They've dealt with a burning bush.

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

Prostitution

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Management

Prostitution

What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Hooker

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Pimp

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?