What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
Sex Work Jokes
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Toes for hoes.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
