Sex work

Sex work jokes

Hooker

How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, cause they'll screw anything.

Hooker

What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?

They're both hookers.

Job

What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?

Your job still sucks.

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  • Hooker

    What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

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  • Money

    How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

    She can clean her crack and sell it again.

    Hooker

    What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

    If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Difference

    What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

    Hooker

    What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

    A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

    Because they needed someone to call "daddy".

    Pacman

    How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

    They both get paid to eat 200 balls!

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  • Pimp

    What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

    Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

    Whore

    If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

    Non-profit wh*reganisation.

    Hooker

    A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

    "Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

    "Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

    Difference

    What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

    The look on their face when you're nailing them.

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  • Difference

    What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

    A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.