Sex work jokes
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.