Sex work jokes
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.