Sex work jokes
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."