Sex work jokes
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How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."