Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
