Sex work

Sex Work Jokes

Hooker

A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

Difference

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.

Prostitution

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

Whore

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

Non-profit wh*reganisation.

Hooker

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

Hooker

Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.

It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.

Society

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

Hooker

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

Moses

Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?

A: They've dealt with a burning bush.

Hooker

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

Prostitution

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Stripper

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Job

"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"