If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
