What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Sex Work Jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Toes for hoes.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
