Sex work jokes
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.