Sex work jokes

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

What do you call a pole dancer?

A stripper.

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

What did the cow say to the prostitute?

Moo.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.