Sex toys jokes

Why did the priest invent baptism?

To wash their sex toys.

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.

Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

It's important to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.

I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.