So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating holy water
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
You should know its important to wash your sex toys that's why priests invented baptism
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
You should always wash your sex toys, that’s why priest invented baptism.
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.