Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
9/11.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
