September 11 jokes
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
9/11.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
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Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.