September 11 jokes
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?