September 11 jokes
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.