Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What was osama bin laden's favorite drink? Double manhattan
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
