September 11 jokes
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.