September 11 jokes
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.