September 11 jokes
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.