September 11 jokes
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Memes
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.