September 11 jokes
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.