September 11 jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Memes
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.