September 11 jokes
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"