September 11 jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.