September 11 jokes

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.