September 11 jokes
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
9/11.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?