Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
