September 11

September 11 Jokes

Number

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Ten

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

Terrorist

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Tower

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Victim

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

People

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Tower

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

Pilot

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

Birthday

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Pilot

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Plane

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.