September 11 jokes
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
9/11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.