September 11 jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
bad piggies
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.