Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims because they went trough 20 stories
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Twin towers are like genders there used to be 2
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
9/11.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
