September 11 jokes
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Community talk
1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more