September 11 jokes

"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

Wanna play Jenga?

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.