I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Sense Jokes
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Does this sentence make any sense?
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
