Who am I?
yo mommy so fat when she pulled out the chair it screamed and broke it's self
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
What happed when the emo went through the self checkout two beeps went off.
I hated getting bullied in school
because I could never stand up for my self
why did the orphan kill his self
there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control? An edgelord
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby
Little Johnny was living with his granpa durring the summer...Well grampa had a beer and Johnny said "grampa, let me get a sip of that" Grampa said "well lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" and lil Johnny said "well no sir"And grampa said then no you cant. Later that day papaw(granpa) had a ciggar and Johnny said let me get a hit of that and papaw asked well Johnny does your d**k reach your a** and Johnny said no again and then papaw was shootin his gun and johnny asked if he could shhot it and granpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a** and johnny sid no well after supper Johnnys granma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER) and granpa said "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream" and Johnny asked papaw "well papaw does your d**k reach your a** nd papaw said "well Johnny as a matter of a fact it does" and johnny said "good, now go fck your self cause you aint gettin none of my ice cream!"
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting. it isn't any of those if it's suicide.
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
somone was bullying stephen so i said why do you not stand up for your self
i dont struggle with self harm, i do it everyday
When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself
