I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
-E-
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
