Self-esteem jokes

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Make like your hairline and scram!

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

Depression sucks, and so do you.