Who am I?
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Why am I idiot?
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
I'm the joke, bitch.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
You. You're the joke.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Who are you?
Yourself.
