Self-awareness jokes

Who am I?

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(

I'm the joke.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

Why am I idiot?

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Haloomi."

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

I have a new joke.

My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!