POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Self-Awareness Jokes
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
I'm the joke.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Why am I idiot?
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
