Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
Who am I?
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
