Self-awareness

Self-Awareness Jokes

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?

Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.

Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.