Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
I'm the joke.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
Who am I?
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Look in the mirror.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
