Self-awareness jokes
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
I'm the joke, bitch.
Memes
Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Look in the mirror.
Who are you?
Yourself.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
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