Self-awareness jokes
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
I'm the joke, bitch.
Who am I?
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Community talk
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