Self-awareness jokes
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
You. You're the joke.
I'm the joke, bitch.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Look in the mirror.
Who are you?
Yourself.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
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