Scientist jokes
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.