Scientist jokes
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
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Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.