Scientist jokes
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
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What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.